Animal Money Jokes, Question Answer

What happened
when the cat swallowed a coin?
There was money in the kitty.

Why is a cat like a penny?
Because it has a head
on one side
and a tail on the other.

What dog has money?
A bloodhound,
because he is always picking up (s)cents.

What’s the difference
between a pigeon and a tramp?
The pigeon can put
a deposit on a Porsche.

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